- People shipping clearly straight males (Frodo/Sam, Johnlock, Destiel, Merthur )
- People shipping siblings (Wincest… the fact that a thing called Wincest exists makes me lose faith in humanity)
- People citing Tolkien as their inspiration for becoming potheads (he doesn’t approve…)
- People drawing naked pictures of elves (…?)
- People posting gay porn under the “Catholic” tag (really?)
- Girls using expressions like “my ovaries just exploded”… that is not a symptom of arousal, it’s a medical emergency
- Writing about your personal problems (“Sorry guys but I just gotta rant about these @$#%# doing all this @$@#@ because I’m so #$(#%U# angry!!!1!”)… and then posting it under the “Catholic” tag
- The Catholic church is not the source of all your problems
- Tolkien was not a druggy
- Or gay
- Please stop posting pictures of penises.
I didn’t even make it past the first one before laughing
It would be likelier for the Pope to come out of the closet than for people to stop posting pictures of penises on Tumblr.